The last first post you will ever need to read

You are worthless. If you think your special, smart, cleaver, unique, or one of a kind your fooling yourself. There are currently 6 and 1/2 billion people on this planet. The odds of you being the only person that can do action X better than person Y are very slim. I would figure it up for you but I'm not special either. I don't do math or spelling or gammer or hang glide so figure it out for yourself. If you don't like it, to bad for you. Go cry to somebody that gives a damn about you, your life, or your job (note: this number is much smaller than you think. Maybe in low 2's including yourself if you have 3 kids and are married). So whats an un-special person like you to do? Depending on who you ask the answers range from buying something more useless than you (insert sports car here), seek counseling, or maybe ditch that old un-special person your married to and get a new un-special spouse or maybe even get a new job. While all of these are great suggestions none of them will make you any more special than you are right now. Which, on a scale of 1 to 10 is -5. So here is what I suggest you do. Go out buy a new sports car, find somebody you want to be your new un-special spouse (tip: This person can normally be found at your new job.) Drive your shinny new sports car to counseling drive as fast as you can, please make sure you have drank at lease a 12 pack of the highest dollar beer you can find. On the way to counseling make sure you drive off of a large cliff. I would prefer there to be large jagged rocks at the bottom. This would be a big help to me as it would save the planet from you and your new un-special spouse taking up space. If I'm lucky in your drunken state you might take a few other bystanders with you, sadly, I'm usually not that lucky. I could use extra air this would save for my SUV. Which I will then use run over small animals trees and other small cute and cuddly things found in mother nature.