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As with any treatments there are risks. Tell your doctor if experience,
nose bleeds, headaches, high blood pressure, or fainting as these may be a signs of a more serious problem.

As with all medications there are possible side effects.

The most common of these are sudden heartburn, a loss of sex drive, unscheduled pregnancy, drowsiness, uncontrollable gas, loss of all motor functions, black eyes, herpes, gingivitis, psychotic episodes, gulf war syndrome and possible death. Death was generally mild and only occured in 95% of subjects who took prescription Plazacade. Is Plazacade right for you? Only your doctor can answer that for sure. Since we paid them enough, it will be.

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Plazacade, if it don’t kill it just might cure you.